Jokes of the day for Saturday, 25 June 2022

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Hungry, Hungry Eve

After the fall, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. As they were passing the locked gates of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, “What’s this?”Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.”
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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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The Good and Bad

I finally quit drinking for good...
Now I'm just gonna drink for evil.

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The birth of Eve

God asks asks Adam how he's doing, - "Well, it's ok but I am abit lonely".

"Ok" God answers. - "Let's do something about it. I can give you the most wonderful and satisfactory being and friend you'll ever need you'll never be lonely again, and you'll have everything you ever need".

"But it means I need your arm and leg to create that being".

Adam ponders and isn't willing to sacrifice his arm and leg. -"Ok" God says again.

"With only your leg, I can make a nice and welcoming partner for you, giving you no grief only happiness"

Adam ponders again - he is rather lonely but really wants his leg.

Adam and Eve

"What can I get for one of my rib bones ?" Adam finally replies

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The wedding...

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why's the groom wearing black?"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 08 July 2019
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ISIS wine cri

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 11 January 2016
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Some kids play Kick the can. C...

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 25 June 2011
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Find a famous person

Find the first and the last name of a famous person. Text may go in all 8 directions. Length of words in solution: 5,9.
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Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

Computer Problem Report Form

Describe your problem:

Now, describe the problem accurately:

Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

Problem Severity:

A. Minor

B. Minor

C. Minor

D. Trivial

Nature of the problem:

A. Locked Up

B. Frozen

C. Hung

D. Shot

Is your computer plugged in? Yes No

Is it turned on? Yes No

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No

Have you made it worse? Yes

Have you read the manual? Yes No

Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes No

Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No

Do you think you understood it? Yes No

If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?

How tall are you? Are you above this line?

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.

Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes No

How does this problem make you feel?

Tell me about your childhood

Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes No

Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 25 June 2010
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Fred & Saddam

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 25 June 2011
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Juston McKinney: Parking Tickets in New York

The first ticket I got in Manhattan I thought was a misprint. Im like, No, this has got to be a mistake. You put a quarter in the meter out there and it runs out, its a $55 fine. Thats a little excessive. Now, I could see it if you parked in a handicapped persons living room, but not for the meter running out. It goes from 25 cents to $55. Thats a 22,000% increase.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 25 June 2010
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